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2000s hackers: My dream is to connect all of my devices to the internet.
2020s hackers: My dream is to disconnect all of my devices from the internet.

cat woke up after surgery and is doing well, she's gonna be baby when i bring her home tomorrow 🥺

actually feel good after therapy.... maybe being honest with my therapist was the move

cat having emergency surgery next week if i start praying religiously even though im gay mind your own business

i wanna be positive but my ass ending up in the ward in the next year like the trauma its gonna come out at some point

u thank you tooter community for being so wholesome it really is a beautiful thing to see

cat may have untreatable cancer just like my mom my life is a joke at this point

i keep on being reminded how i need to buy a strap

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i hope my gf doesnt see me listening to snail her music actually good and aged like wine i hate it here

@officerdyke it's literally things like this!! i hope your honey was good

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